Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.

Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."

by WordsWise July 10, 2024

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global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

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Multi-global terrorist

That’s right, I’m proud of it
You should try it sometime

Honey what do you wanna be when you grow up
A multi-global terrorist ofc

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

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global language

The most commonly spoken language in the world, and the language of business, trade and commerce.

"English is the global language. It's the language of business, trade and commerce, but French almost beat it and took its place". - LangFocus; Youtube.

by TheHeroKing April 22, 2023

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Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!

“CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!

by Terrysuki September 22, 2023

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