Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head

Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s

by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022

Court mandate law 9.54

THOU SHALL MOT STARVETH THY ISAAC OF THE CAT

Man you didn’t hear about court mandate law 9.54?

by Pukini March 7, 2022

telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you

And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court

by Bdjstyle August 30, 2021

Tennis Court Oath

The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.

King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath

by ItsPrix June 1, 2021

Solsbury Court D3

The Place to be! (But not if you like a clean kitchen).

God, I really wish I lived in Solsbury Court D3, everyone who lives there is sooo cool!

by Kate January 19, 2004

Solsbury Court C4

Not the place to be. (Unless you're one of Hannah's bitches or love the smell of rotting fish e.g. Gary's cooking).

Please don't make me go to Solsbury Court C4! I'm begging you!

by Alan January 19, 2004

Court Rot

When a non-issue or an issue that has no business being on trial ends up wasting time, resources, and attention in the judicial system. It highlights the absurdity of certain cases that should never have reached a courtroom.

"They're arguing over whether doctors can perform life-saving procedures because of some stupid, outdated law. Classic case of court rot."

"This lawsuit is such court rot—why are we even debating something so obvious?"

by jetskeedog December 12, 2024