You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.
by Super accurate description October 9, 2020
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If America doesn't react appropriately to the Chinese spy balloon hovering over the us in late Jan-early Feb 2023, this may indeed turn into balloon-gate
by Sexydimma February 4, 2023
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Balloon-gate is coming soon.
by Crazy Bernie February 6, 2023
Get the Balloon-gate mug.When a man ejaculates into a condom during sex, blows it up like a balloon, and proceeds to spray the contents of the condom onto the receiver as the condom deflates.
Bro, I picked this girl up at JD’s after the duster last Thursday and she asked me to give her the wet balloon.
by Urban Dick 13-3 October 7, 2023
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I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.
by Jitamus October 10, 2021
Get the Poopy balloon mug.The way that computer-generated graphics in some movies don't respect real physics, free fall too slowly, and bounce off each other unrealistically. Also, the flailing of a cheap mannequin standing in for a real stunt performer can be called balloon physics.
Did you know that Titanic avoided having balloon physics in the evacuation scene by rotoscoping real humans jumping from cranes?
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