ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

ated

when you ate

ated that shit up

by o!m!g! November 10, 2021

Ate and threw up

Somebody who tries to do an action cool but fails miserably.

*an action cool but fails miserably* Ate and threw up

by Altssq November 15, 2021

Ate shit

pilot who crashes his airplane and is killed.

"Did he make it back?"
"No. He ate shit on Hans Island."

by SonofSikunder November 18, 2021

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

Pig ate my pizza

When an ugly girl gags when giving you oral

Bro she was on some pig ate my pizza type shit if you know what I’m sayin lmao

by I…am..that.guy October 9, 2021

Ate That or Ate

Ate is a term used to say any action a Human has done. actually sounded or looked good

Used if it want great: Used if it was great:
“you thought you ate that “i really ate and left no crumbs?” here goes the same example in different form “You ate a left no crumbs in sight.”

Selena: “I love that outfit girl”
Journey: “Yes, i ate and left no crumbs”

(Ate that or ate)

by lies on top of lies October 27, 2021