wires

headphones or earbuds with no wireless capabilities.

example 1
kyle: dammit my airpods died lemme recharge em.
eric: you can borrow my wires until they're full battery.
kyle: thanks, man.

example 2
dennis: my airpods fell in water, now im stuck with apple's brokie headphones.
josh: bro they still sell wires in 2023? that's crazy.

by kappibara February 7, 2023

Wired Up

Working with or collaborating with law enforcement. Indicates someone is “wearing a wire”, but not in a literal sense. Snitching, passing information to police.

“ don’t be going around TJ, man. You know that nigga wired up. He’ll get us all caught up.”

by Ernst Kaltenbrunner January 10, 2024

Wired

you are so amazing

Ricky you are so wired

by SOPHIA1005 April 15, 2023

Michael wire

Pro csgo player

Chad: who’s Michael wire
Chad 2: dunno sounds lame

by Anya phelan April 27, 2023

Wire Monkey

Blue collar slang for a MIG welder. In other terms the gayest welder and welding process.

Look at that wire monkey he ain't no welder.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit September 20, 2023

Cheese-wire

Noun: Garment, usually worn by girls aged 13-16 under cycling shorts as a display of ironic womanliness.

A: she's gone out with her cheese-wire again!
B: Oh no, poor dad!

by Tony du sxw2 August 4, 2022

Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.

Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.

by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022