by Texas eagle December 17, 2017
Get the Walmart boner mug.Doing random shit you might find with the things in walmart. Examples: baseball with a football and bat, throwing a ball across walmart, etc.
by boaz274 December 18, 2017
Get the walmart shenanigans mug.When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".
by Elaine Dalton May 2, 2018
Get the walmart chris mug.The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.
Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"
Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020
Get the Walmart Rock mug.by Angie612 February 9, 2020
Get the walmart ass mug.A subculture of the metal scene. Walmart metal heads purchase their entire wardrobe from Walmart, wearing "heavy metal" shirts consisting of skulls, fire, motorcycles, playing cards, or all of the above. These shirts are frequently paired with cheap sunglasses and straight leg blue jeans. Walmart metallers are often found drinking PBR, listening to Five Finger Death Punch, or smoking meth in their trailer.
by Shadoooooowww July 18, 2020
Get the walmart metal mug.A walmart thug is someone who dresses in fake or off brand clothing that is usually alot of money, also someone who wares fake gold chains or other jewelry
Basically a poor kid who tries to dress in rich clothing, but cant afford the real stuff.
Basically a poor kid who tries to dress in rich clothing, but cant afford the real stuff.
by bureaucracy is bad October 16, 2017
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