viking principles

Principles in which to live your life like a Nordic badass.

Looking both ways before crossing the street go against my Viking principles. Especially when there is village to rape and pillage on the other side.

by Nordic Beasty February 4, 2018

Viking a party

To arrive at a party, take all of the women and leave.

Alex: Hey Joel. Did you Viking a party last night?
Joel: Of course I did.

by THEPOOBANDIT January 17, 2017

Viking

Term used when someone does not have the best sanitary habits.

Man , that dude stinks, he’s a Viking.

by EJSman October 24, 2019

Viking

Or Viking straight means you will fuck both girls and guys but you are always the pitcher. When fucking guys, you have NO involvement with their dick. You fuck holes ONLY! Viking straight or in other words like a savage viking, you are heterosexual and holes on girls or boys are what you like to have sex with.

I consider myself a Viking straight, a hole is a hole. If you surrender it, I'll fuck it!

by Studmagic October 25, 2019

Viking Eskimo kiss

When two dudes rub beards together.

Frank and Scott rub beards together as eskimos would, but it’s 2021 so Viking Eskimo kisses r a thing

by Viking Eskimo kisses November 3, 2021

Vikings: War of Clans

A SHITTY DATAMINING GAME WHO HELD BENJAMIN FLOWS AT GUNPOINT TO STREAM TO OTHERS UNTIL HE REACHED 30 ACCOUNTS MADE!!!!

Oh man, I love Vikings: War of Clans!

by babatunde erwin July 17, 2021

Viking Enema

Buffet style all-you-can-eat restaurants.

Look at the selection! We could eat until we explode. This place is a real Viking Enema.

by Erinyessa June 11, 2021