Spunk Punk'd

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."

Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.

by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018

Swagga Spunk

The art of being “swag”. Its very rare to have Swagga Spunk

Chimichanga: yo man why you so cool?
Me: because I got that Swagga Spunk

by Violet.B January 29, 2021

Gunky spunk

The icky sticky goo that you don’t want under the gooch it’s worse than shit drizzling down your cock

Ew I have gunky spunk

by Sticky turd goblin June 4, 2021

spunk nugget

a nugget of crusted up population paste

After a shameful night of minuteman sex Mary had to comb out the spunk nuggets from her reverse Hitler.

by mingus6912, jester January 3, 2009

Monk Spunk

The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex

The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets

by Marty Manigross March 2, 2005

spunk monkey

means one whos daft or one who cannot stop wanking or shagging

1st example hey u spunk monkey what u do that for 2nd example mark cant stop being a spunk monkey

by amiexxx August 26, 2007

Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf

Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.

by e-rips September 23, 2003