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shlong

They come in all shapes and sizes. You may find them in your teens bedroom particularly large ones are the new in trend. Small shlongs usually are disliked by women as the saying goes 'go big or go home' which boys that own little schlong's take quite literally.
girl- Mum I don't want my dolls anymore I want a big schlong

mum- teenagers these days

mum- later searches up a shlong
'oooh darling id love a schlong too'
by karon69 March 9, 2023
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Shlong

My shlong burns when i put it in acid
by my ass itches very much April 26, 2024
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sHlong

Keep playing with me I'ma hit you with sHlong.
by Prøblemz6k May 21, 2024
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Magnum Shlong

Noun: A penis so magnificent and glorious its hard to look at.
by DaddyLobster69 November 26, 2021
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shlong noggin

'Oh, don't be such a shlong noggin!'
by Bigmac2121 December 1, 2021
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Shlong

A long ass dick that swings between ur legs
Tiffany: woah ur shlong is massive

Tyrone: how’d u get in my house
by Guy with a shlong March 22, 2024
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