Porch seagull

Want to be gang member

“Omg look at all those porch seagulls

by Duhitsagangmember September 20, 2020

Seagulling

When someone hangs around someone that has drugs in hopes that they will either give them some or let down their guard for a second so they can swoop in and get them.

"Sometimes I hate going over there with dope. Her brother is seagulling and I can't get a minute alone with her."

by siddimus October 29, 2020

Seagull

When someone goes up to people having sex and jerks off to it in front of them.

Did you seagull that couple yesterday?

by CupcakKe's dad November 7, 2017

Acting as a Flock of Seagulls

The term originates from the base definition of a group, no less than 2, incoherant bigots who have nothing better to do but pester and drop feces from their mouths that only irritate everyone in the vicinity because nobody wants them around.

Another sub definition is Flock of Faggots thinks that using urban dictionary to vent their bitching monthly bleeding vaginas, is going to do a damn thing, and stupidly thinking it accomplishes anything at all besides proving that they in fact need to get out of their nesting basement.

I know 2 players in PUBG who are Acting as a Flock of Seagulls.

by YourNewStepDadLittleMan May 10, 2018

Seagulling

When your having a romantic evening on the beach with your girlfriend and you decide that having sex in missionary is too boring, you then pop your self out stick it in the sand and then back. She immediately starts making a sound like a seagull.

Dude 1: my girlfriend got a uti
Dude 2:how?

Dude 1: I gave a good old seagulling.

by MarkyWallberg69 May 27, 2016

Lame Seagulling

When someone panics on a first date.

Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.

by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017

Seagulling

Seagulling is when you spy on two people having sex and when they're about to finish, you jump out and pretend your a seagull.

I can't believe James seagulled me and Karen last night. Seagulling (Jumping out and acting like a seagull)

by Mic meadows February 8, 2017