Ralphed

When a gross fat Alcoholic sticks his thumb in your ass & pulls it so he can sniff the shit like Joe Biden.

Ethan Ralphed this E-Thot & sent the video to her ex during a live stream.

by 420Quips November 28, 2020

Ralph

botje

Ralph is een kk botje

by Ralph.het.botje April 4, 2021

Ralph Fact

A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.

Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???"

Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"

Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"

by MC Shrivel Ball May 30, 2021

Ralph

Ralph is a guy who will know all kinds of information about you before he even meets you. Wonder how?

Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.

No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.

Ralph likes big tall ugly girls with boyfriends. He gets all his info from them.

by Narchunter1 September 9, 2024

Ralph Macchio

Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.

Ralph Macchio the man you are. He’s such a cutie.

by ralphmacchioswife June 16, 2025

Pulling A Ralph

When one jizzes on one's own face after masturbation.

Guy 1, after pulling a ralph: "I just pulled a ralph bro"
Guy 2, who doesn't know wtf that means: "Huh??"

by Perchillywiggle July 7, 2025

Ralph

This is a tall bowlegged old fart. He likes to trash talk Christian women by saying that they yell at him in his car, when really he's just a piece of delusional crap who's good at lying. He likes to say that he's overcome so many things but never gives specifics as to what his alleged victories are. Ralph's come from a long line of disease ridden cheaters.

Ralph is a legend in his own mind.

by Getabuttjobsoitsperky November 30, 2025