Jib The Ripper

The alter-ego of of the one who is writing this.
He has manic tendencies, loves to burn things and is a complete idiot. Wears a Jason Vorhees mask. He only comes out when a alot of methamphetamine has been smoked or when awake for more then 24 hours.
He is distant relation to Jack the Ripper

Fuck, I made enemies with that Jib The Ripper. Now my house and vehicle are burnt

by Jib the Ripper March 31, 2024

Hot Ripper

A vicious, violent and aggressive fart or series of farts that sounds like paper or cardboard being ripped and also causes a thermal load issue in the pants, causing butt sweat from the combined heat and fear of discovery.

Well, my date was going awesome until the beef and custard sandwich took its revenge....she left pretty quick after the hot rippers started coming.

by Chunkmastarr January 15, 2026

Crop Ripper

Crop Ripper: A type of criminal in the UK who targets illegal cannabis grows to rob them. They may place trackers on cars parked outside grow shops to locate grow operations. Crop-rippers use either stealth or force to steal the crop once it has fully matured.

Lee: Bruv, I was watching YouTube the other night, and apparently, this geezer tried robbing one of those cannabis grows, and he got murdered by the Albanians,

Frank: Yeah, bruv, it's a new UK crimal trend, he was a crop ripper I bet he didn't get very far just ended up RIP instead LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026