Thotamus Prime

A time in life when you need sexual things going on whenever possible because you’re horny af on a nonstop basis

Listen babe, I’m in my Thotamus prime, This 1x a week deal is not cuttin it!

by Thottyaf February 26, 2019

Prime Plumage

An ounce of high-end, rare, sativza-dominant hybrid leafy weed.

Guy 1 : “Dude you’ll never believe this! *Bursts with excitement*
Guy 2 : “What’s up bro!?”
Guy 1 : *on verge of heart-attack excitement* “I got uss a whollee ounze of PRIME PLUMAGEEEE!!!
Guy 2: *—Dead from a heart attack caused by overexcitment—

by The Zesty Goat June 17, 2018

Priming the lines

Moderately drinking earlier so the heavy drinking later will be easier

It's 10 am get me a beer ... better start priming the lines for my batchelor party tonight.

by Thundarr80 July 14, 2018

Prime Energy

A energy drink KSI and Logan Paul made for fun i think…

KSI: hey Logan our product is BLOWING up!
*logan paul still sleeping*
Logan Paul: oh prime energy or hydration?
KSI: both!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

Jackson Prime

The epitome of not only what it means to be a Jackson but what it is to be a man. To be one with your Moede-ness in a way that a strang could never understand

I’m so glad I am friends with Jackson prime and not those strang peasants

by Thorpnado October 14, 2023

Horde Prime

big robot bitch dude who makes clones of himself to be his slaves bc he has no friends he has to make his own friends cos hes so fucking lonely and needs a hive mind to see what his "brothers" were doing and nobody wants to be his friend cos he keeps conquering the known universe. he was going to conquer Etheria, but didnt succeed and got beaten up by etherians (gay kids) instead. they were going to save sparkles and blondie's furry girlfriend. blondie's furry girlfriend got turned into one of his slaves and sparkles was rescued and then the dream team went back for him bringing back a brocken clone that they thought was bitch 2.0 (hordak). soon the etherians beat his ass with lesbians and his ship turns into big galactic broccoli tree. in conclusion horde prime is a bitchy robot with clones and no friends whose ass got beaten up by lesbians

did i mention Horde Prime is old as fuck?

by gaylittleshit March 29, 2022

Prime Bottle

A bottle used to urinate in. The name references the Amazon Prime branding because it is not uncommon for Amazon Delivery drivers to use prime bottles as portable on the go restrooms to save time and keep their performance metrics up.

We don't have time to stop, use a Prime Bottle.

by EyePatchYar April 12, 2022