Pity Fishing

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention

Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling

by bertio mattack December 8, 2022

Pity Like

When you like a video, post, etc because you feel kinda sorry for the person who posted it

"I gave Lil' NoTalent video a pity like. He's horrible, but he is so enthusiastic and dedicated, I kind felt like I had to."

by dottie hinkle October 18, 2019

Pity

A term used when someone feels sorry for you when your life fucking sucks

Wow I really pity that guy his moms insane and his life sucks

by Mymomsinsane05 October 31, 2021

Piti

A very skinny man who loves to eat but never gains weight?he is the sibling of quitos and is very powerful

Piti is meeting up with the v.c.p

by The chemestar secretary July 14, 2021

Pity Party

When you have a party by yourself because you have no friends

I have no friends so I'm throwing a pity party

by Username 1552 September 4, 2021

Race-Pity

Race-Pity is when you are racist to yourself and culture, but it's totally acceptable because you aren't being mean to others, just yourself. It's totally socially acceptable and normal, use it normally.

"Dude, I'm not racist... I am using Race-Pity, it's totally normal.

by Jqoy June 4, 2021

Pity Crush

When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.

Man 1: Did you hear that Meghan has a crush on Chad?
Man 2: No, it's just a pity crush

by Vacatsi July 5, 2021