Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

paw moo

a sexy asian witha fat lucious booty cheeks

“omg is that paw moo!”

by frogcheeeese November 20, 2023

santa paws

a dog santa

santa paws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

Fat Paw

When you finger bang a woman with the sole purpose of making her squirt.

My fat paw hit her like Niagara Falls.

by TexasCajun December 7, 2023

Hitting Paws

Going our separate ways

I'll do this one last thing but we're hitting paws after that.

by Team_Ed July 28, 2022

bitch paws

A man’s hands that are soft and appear to have never been used for work. Usually small hands too.

When Brad showed the offer to his customers, they quickly noticed his soft bitch paws.

by Sith Rabbit November 30, 2020

Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy November 30, 2020