Minecraft

A horror game that is addicting to adults and kids, its just all squares. You get attacked by christian monsters and bruise yourself cutting trees.

Timmy : "MOTHER! I got A+ on my test!"
Mother : "SHUT UP I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT"
Timmy : "But mother.."
Mother : "YOU MADE ME DIE IN MINECRAFT!"

by TimmyAndHisDefinitions February 10, 2019

minecraft

the greatest game ever, second to roblox

wanna play minecraft?
sure i guess

by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 27, 2018

Minecraft

A game. Once you play the game your dick gets 13X it's size

Stefanie: Omg did you know John plays Minecraft he probably has a big dick.

by Narwhalbutcool April 24, 2021

Minecraft

A game that was once great. Sadly it’s not that good now because of retarded dream stans.

Minecraft got ruined by dream stans

by Randomshit_69 July 21, 2022

Minecraft

Usually Minecraft is played by 5-10 year olds but if there are any adults playing it, they have cancer.

THE BETTER VERSION OF ROBLOX

You wanna join my minecraft server?

by ???????!??? July 6, 2017

Minecraft

A Game Loved By Millions

By: MOJANG

I love Minecraft

by Command Otter June 24, 2018

Minecraft

An extremely addictive block game in which over 2 million people have downloaded and is rated 10+ because of "Violent Themes" which come from its mobs and PvP (Player Versus Player).

You can build and play with other people on servers. There's many mini games on servers. Over 200 multiplayer servers.

Mobs include, Creepers, Zombies, Skeletons, Endermen, Endermites, Etc.

Read more on the Minecraft Wikipedia.

Minecraft Examples

1. "I rekt that noob on Survival Games!"

2. "My house almost got exploded by a creeper while my friend was getting shot by a creeper! "

by Zlitz October 8, 2016