Mike

1. Half of the name of a jellybean like candy
2. A green cyclops from monsters inc

3. A guys name

1. You know what tastes really good Mike and Ikes
2. Mike wazowski, that wazowski with one I

3. I saw mike yesterday

by fruitloopsfromouterspace January 16, 2014

Mike

Mastadon,mastadons usually have dark greasy hair and sometimes leave mastadon dropping around the house

Mike the mastadon shit in the house

by Cwthethird August 12, 2018

Mike

Has the smallest dick out of all of his friends, but has a big heart. He is always sticking up for his friends, but his dick causes him to lose girls.

“Damn bro Mike lost another girlfriend because his dick didn’t fit”

by HotGirlHorseRanch123 May 2, 2020

Mike Aresco

Drummer of the bands Dead Skin Mask, Sa-sanctuary, and formerly of Lost Soul.(not the other mike aresco, programing director of CBS)

I have read many articles about Mike Aresco's drum work on the internet in the musical community.

by Jtravis October 2, 2005

Bijuu Mike

Bijuu Mike;
Bijuu Mike is an awesome youtuber with great content! Bijuu Mike is known for his goofy videos and weeb personality. Bijuu Mike uploads 1-2 videos a day on youtube.

My favorite youtuber is Bijuu Mike!

by EmmaR0LL September 8, 2018

Mike Pompeo

An ass-kissing war nut who somehow became Secretary of State

Mike Pompeo is a fucknut.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Mike Patton

A man who recorded his first album in 1989 with influential band Faith No More and promoted Mr. Bungle (the best bnad ever) in the process, and then went on to work in Tomahawk and Fantomas, also gonad kicking groups. Also known as the best person in the music industry with a razorblade sense of humor and a tendency to work 14 things at a time like a motherfucker.

Mike Patton is the best thing since sliced bread.

by Anal Cunt July 29, 2003