Messy Dior

The action of taking a shat on a mans penis weather it be accidental or on purpose

"she gave me a Messy Dior during anal last night."
"did you see him, he totally got a Messy Dior."

by tameisha skanky July 18, 2023

Messy Kaitlin

A drunk white girl that is usually reserved and quiet but after a few drinks becomes loud, outgoing and likely to give people a piece of her mind with absolutely no empathy. Not normally a drinker, the “messy Kaitlin” becomes intoxicated quickly.

The new girl from accounts came to the work function, threw down 3 Long Island iced teas and turned into a “ messy Kaitlin”. She even called her boss a gnome before she became unwell and had to get a taxi home.

by The Zurnich July 27, 2023

Messy Jessy

Some who is immensely smart, beautiful and perfect every way.

“I wish I could be like Messy Jessy”

by Currymuncha1887 August 27, 2023

Messy Jessy

Simply a legend

i wish i could be like messy jessy

by Currymuncha1887 August 28, 2023

Messi

Messi Sucks And Ronaldos The Goa5

Messi Or Should I Say Pessi Is Not The Goat

by CameraWowo August 29, 2023

Messy

A cheerleader for nonsense

I like being messy

by Jonnyboi88 September 21, 2023

Messy Queen

A pejorative term used in queer communities of color to identify a fellow member more focused on using social gatherings to spread discord and dysfunction than love and community, Often times creating drama where none natural occurs.

Friend 1: “who all going to be there?”
Friend 2: “just me and Andy”
Friend 1: “Chile, I can’t with that one. She’s a messy queen who’s always starting some sh**.”

by Elder sayings September 24, 2023