what kind of assery

"what kind of assery" is what you say when you get fucking bonaventura in a 100k pack on fifa (I did)

- Dude, I just got fucking bonaventura again in my 100k pack
- What kind of assery

by ollycoly April 22, 2020

Kind heads

(Noun)

1. Kind or compassionate group of humans.
2. Humans who think good thoughts.
3. Human who are believe in the power of thinking and positive energy.

Those hippies were some kind heads man.

by Zakine February 12, 2020

The worse kinds of people

People who doesn’t exercise their right to vote.

The worse kinds of people don’t vote. They are losers

by Hubert001 October 27, 2020

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

Kindness

People who think kindness is pacifism or weakness have watched one too many Jim Carrey movies.

In a Jim Carrey movie kindness might seem like weakness or the world might seem like a bubble because it's a movie.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Kindness

Something you will not find on the internet.

Timmy: i wonder if people on the internet may give me kindness and support for my suisidal thoughts?
Redditard: Lol #looking4attenrionalert die shit, die
Timmy: *kills himself*

by Gotta let go October 10, 2020

Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.

Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!

by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023