National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Words and more

Just Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities. Ok

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by El Pseudonymio July 31, 2025

National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day

Hit up your gay best friend and take them out to eat on August 9th

It's National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day, let's go eat!

by KittyFunny August 4, 2025

National pretend to be mad at your friends day

September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.

Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day

by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025

National Step on your short friends feet Day

National Step on your short friends feet Day is on October 14th. Feel free to step all over your short friends feet for a whole day without getting in trouble. If they are shorter than you, they count. Have fun! 😈

Short Friend: OWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
You: It’s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be prepared…

by thispersonwashere October 10, 2025

National get super drunk with your friends day

Get hammered
Every january 9

“Bro its national get super drunk with your friends day”

by Kwhome5 January 9, 2026

National hello kitty your friend day

On April 14, it is national hello kitty your friend day! On national hello kitty your friend day, you can kidnap your friend and make them buy you hello kitty plushies :DDD

I’m gonna kidnap my friends because it’s national hello kitty your friend day!

by Lunar_moonlight February 9, 2025