Rage-quit my life

To angrily end your life, (Don’t actually do it) or a saying when you are so upset and angry because of something. (Only for jokes)

I am going to rage-quit my life.

by DJ_little_GOOSH_GOOSH August 23, 2022

fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!

mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life

by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

My life

Being in love with a guy named Amir who just wants to be friends, sadly I don't wanna just be friends, ever since I met him I loved him, may have just loved him before I met him, he really is something so different than every guy I know, which is good, I really love him a lot, but me and him just never work which hurts a lot, because I really wanna spend the rest of my life with him but it just may not happen.

unfairness in my life.

by true facts found! April 7, 2022

wtf-ing my way through life

Saying WTF to every slight inconvenience/ situation that happens to you

FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!

FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!

FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *

FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life

by ggnoree November 2, 2021

my fucking life

something that shouldnt exist

bob: my fucking life sucks ass
bill: can i fix that?
bob: ok
bill shoots bob with an ak-47

by neverstopwinning March 15, 2022

LOOK AT MY LIFE

A self obsessed person who constantly posts everything in their lives on social media.

That new girl at the gym annoys me, she's a "LOOK AT MY LIFE".

by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021