Hypocrite

Banana seller

Charles: Amazon is a hypocrite
Mabel; nah, they give bananas away for free

by Justjunkplsplsplspls March 12, 2023

hypocrite

me

I'm a hypocrite

by ☃︎ October 22, 2023

Hypocrite

An idiot who does things that they tell others not to do and does it themselves because they're brain dead. The worst of these people are those insult the others who do it and then proceed to do the same thing themselves.

Sam (Hypocrite): Hey Jack! You better not do that thing you just did.

Jack: Ok

Sam : (Proceeds to do that thing)

Jack: Hey Sam are you stupid? You just did that thing you told me not to do.

Sam: Oh actually Jack, I'm stupid AND braindead!

by Raphaim October 24, 2023

Hypocritized

To be a victim of hypocrisy, such as to be robbed.

She chewed me out for being on my phone right after she put hers away, I’ve been hypocritized

by Mrsbluesky876 November 24, 2023

hypocrit

A person who doesn't like what other people do even though they do it themselves. Usually has biased opinions.

Logan is hypocritical.

by dogcat is not catdog October 31, 2021

Hypocrite

Something no one is allowed to be except myself.

A hypocrite.

by UltimateDoge July 30, 2021

Hypocrites

1. People or persons who mandate or expect a certain standard of behaviour while simultaneously not applying those standards to themselves.

2. People who criticize others for behaviour or beliefs that they already practice in private.

3. Fox News.

It was reported across multiple news networks today what their COVID-19 mitigation measures are within their studios. It was discovered that Fox News had long since mandated employees disclose their vaccination status, and that all off-camera employees are required to wear masks. This is despite the continuing anti-mask, anti-vaccine mandate calls and criticisms shared by their daytime and nightly talk show hosts. Individuals who have been openly contemptuous of mask mandates and hostile towards the accredited experts, while their news room reports the scientific facts as is, and their parent company requires them to abide the same practices. This was the latest example that exposes Fox News has being a den of hypocrites, who in this case have spread dangerous misinformation they don't believe in or practice.

by Mithridates_Rex August 22, 2021