Shit happens to the best of us.

Saying used by people (usually teens) who get caught smoking pot or vaping

“Yo you seem down today bro what’s up”
“Shit happens to the best of us.”
“Damn…”

by shardchannel December 12, 2023

what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

And thats how that happens

1). A term that essentially means you are a fucking idiot and thats why that happened.

2). The literal meaning of explaining how that happened.

" When an elephant gets excited and wants to release tension it climbs on a female and fucks them, and thats how that happens!" -Jeannine booty Little

by Grandma's sugar lumps February 11, 2019

Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

So, that happened!

According to writer, David Mamet, he originally coined the phrase, said by Alec Baldwin, in the movie “State and Main” after Baldwin wrecked a car.

Guy gets out of a car he just wrecked and says…”So, that happened!”

by jehjeh3711 May 4, 2022

There's nothing happening

Out of the ordinary, I mean.

Cat:"There's nothing happening"
Person:"I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!"
Cat:"Out of the ordinary, I mean"

by DefineNADSIkd November 3, 2022

Happening

But that’s what happening here, isn’t it?

Hym “Right but you’re using the power of promotion against me. That’s what’s happening. Also, I don’t think Russell appreciates being called a narcissist all the time (and for that reason I think your diagnosis is wrong)....”

Iam “Holy shit dawg! Bison is delicious!”

Hym “Huh?”

Iam “Yeah, I saved you a bite.”

Hym “ A bite!? What happened to the rest of it!?” *Nom* “.... Yah, thash gud...” *Nom*

Iam “Right?”

Hym “Mmm... Ok. Back to what I was saying...”

Iam “Ha! Look at this!”

Hym “Stop interrupting!”

Iam “No look!”

Hym 😤 “... The Joker tried to warn you? THAT’S ME! Hahahahaha! Is that what I did? Ha! Hilarious!”

Iam “Heh, yeah... I hate watching stuff like that...”

Hym “I’ve completely lost track of where I was going with this... I’ll come back to it. That’s funny though.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022