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Average Goon

Just your average troublemaker who enjoys the colors purple and yellow, and LOVES building things. Warning: Average Goons can be VERY competitive. Basically combine your average joe and your local goon squad.
God, that group is just a bunch of Average Goons!
by Velocidellix April 15, 2018
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goon love

A goon a real man that's a 'G' thug that's in love.
We have Goon Love
by Blanca youngster LDKS May 23, 2017
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butt goon

a joking insult. something you call one who is being a doofus.

bunghole buttmunch doofus putz fartknocker poophead
Hey Shana, stop being a butt goon!!!
by buttgoon August 3, 2016
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albany goon

a muhfucking goon from Albany. don't fuck wit Albany goons
you not only a fuckin goon, you a fuckin Albany goon
by fuckaroundandgetbodied January 25, 2017
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Goon Zombie

A person usually male that can only think of gooning to celebs
fuck i love olivia so much i'm goon zombie
by RockyCanoa March 2, 2023
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top goon

The Goon that sits atop all other goons. The goon that sits at the right hand of the boss.
You know Gin from Bleach? That dude was Aizen's top goon.
by BleachHub March 9, 2020
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Goon-over

After a night of drinking cheap wine (see 'goon') one might recive a hangover of sorts but rather it be a headache it's more of a sick feeling in the stomach that is harder to rid off compared to a regular hangover.
"I feel like i'm going to puke but i can't, damn this goon-over, never drinking goon again"
by Daryl Cazeneuve September 4, 2006
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