Karmic fuckery

When you do everything right and as you're expected/supposed to, and the universe fucks you anyway.

Instead of karma giving you what you earned/deserve (good or bad), you get the opposite.

Unfair turn of events.

I always carry poop bags to pick up after my dog on all walks and have even knocked on someone's door to get a bag for clean up rather than just walk away (cuz whose going to say "no, just leave the poop on my lawn), but I end up stepping in random dog poop carelessly left by others. What in the karmic fuckery is up with that? That is some messed up karmic fuckery.

by Sparkles, the Unicorn of Truth June 13, 2025

Fuckery

Noun

A gathering of 2 or more law enforcement officers

Watch out, there's a fuckery in the parking lot of the corner store.

by Bloodspryte March 11, 2024

Petty Fuckery

A colloquial expression that refers to trivial, unnecessary, or small-scale mischief, drama, or antics that are carried out with the intent of annoying, inconveniencing, or provoking others. These acts are often spiteful or mean-spirited but lack any significant malice or serious consequences. They are typically perpetuated out of boredom, a desire for attention, or as a means of asserting dominance in a playful or passive-aggressive manner.

"I can't believe she spent the entire meeting doodling unflattering cartoons of the boss. That's some high-level petty fuckery right there."

by Jah’Paul March 26, 2024