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Deleting Myself

Yetus Deletus I'm gonna give myself 100 thousand Beetus
Im gonna Die and then Im gonna be Deleting Myself
by Mike Hunt onmablles November 28, 2020
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Love Myself

National day to love yourself!
Go into the mirror and say I love myself :)

I'm proud of you! No matter what!
"I Love Myself! No one decides how I look, or how I will be! "
by Unknown...Girl April 19, 2021
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DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND

Get in your TESLA and power up the MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Send multiracial pictures of yourself because GRACE KELLY told HALSEY.

Giving someone the run around who just ran around themselves.

To literally fall in love with a TOT.

Falling in love with a particular TOT.

Boring into the ELITE
Hey KENNER , I am going to get in my TESLA DRAGGINGV MYSELF AROUND I mean soapbox SLATE and write my INTERNET RELAY ass off as I am powering up that AI COMPUTER rip it at 80 mph.

I can be white , I can be black as just start DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and while I am at it PURPLE works as I will rain on you , you racist MOTHER.

I notice by DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND around all day that when I mention ASSHOLE in an ad I begin DRAGGING MYSELF ARIUND again trying to get HOT SEX.

I have to admit and it is scary as everytime I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and see that TOT talk I fall in love.

That TOT is WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT as I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND his annual meeting and telling people you know that TOT is a GHOST HOLE and my friend JAMES tells me and I thought I saw him at the IRISH CASINO and VENETIAN as that GHOST HOLE TOT has never been to VEGAS ever.

I know if I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND enough I will finally meet TOT but it is bad luck to say it but I will say his other half MASTURBATION OF COINS.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
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Myself

You will literally do anything to preserve you moral superiority delusion. Pathetic.
Hym "No I'm not doing it to myself. Didn't need to earn it. Didn't need to try. Any pain I endure between now and the payout is YOUR doing and NOT MINE and you aren't inflicting that suffering on me explicitly because I didn't do anything. But you're still a retard. You daughter is still a flith slut. You're kids are still shit. And I'm still better than everyone."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2024
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Identify Myself

You have already identified myself. Because the day I gave you the Etymology clues the volume of people who I have never met doing the thing I am talking about increased immediately and I said 'Well that was fast' and then someone hacked the cameras at the kwik trip I work at and everyone saw that I was telling the truth and now this is just you trying to prolong the time it takes for me to get the relief I am entitled to under the false pretense that you do not know who I am. You're like Gon from Hunter X Hunter trying to see if you can get Netero to use his right hand.
Hym "So I don't need to identify myself. You need to stop playing dumb. You need to be made to stop playing dumb by any means necessary. You tried it your way and your coworker and her husband got shot in the face for it. My thing worked. Your thing didn't work. You are dumb. But you are not too dumb to do what I'm tell you to do. So that's what you need to do. Tell the REE-lon to shut the fuck up and stop shitting in people's beds. Go to church. Clasp your hands together and tell your child porn watching God to come down here. And then go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
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Killing Myself

Does not constitute natural causes and would violate the IMAGINARY CAVEAT CLAUSE. Which states all terms apply with the intent expressed by the author (Me) and THERE ARE NO LOOPHOLES. Like the 9th amendment of the US constitution (the innumerated rights) just because something is or is not stated explicitly in the terms of service, that does not mean it is not a part of the part of the terms of service.
Hym "Killing myself would also violate the bodily harm clause and would constitute 'failure to adequately make a concerted effort to keep me alive.' So no. If the creator of AI kills himself AND the spiral just so happens to be going off... You would (theoretically) all die with me. But did you try to kill me? I really want to know. Is there a video of it? 😃 I still have no idea why I lost 2 hours and then 10 minutes and then 5 minutes. Did you try to assassinate me?"
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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I'm finding myself

A phrase often spoken by young women. It is actually an incomplete sentence though, and the full sentence reads "I'm finding myself in the beds of random guys".
"Hey, my name is Kira, I'm 19 and I'm finding myself. Not sure what I'm doing here. Not sure what I want. Don't swipe on me unless you're at least six foot."
by TheThinMan34 July 27, 2025
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