pounding fathers

a group of four or more, preferably older, white men all gangbang one woman; who after finishing, sign their name on her.

My boys and I pulled a pounding fathers on Cathy the other night.

by mittens5483 November 7, 2023

father ketc

The name of a person who is a father and for some reason has Ketc at the end...? They also seem to have 94 children, all the time.

That's just weird...

Person A: "Who is that person?"
Person B: "They seem like father ketc."

by Messie Paralysis January 9, 2023

Father Brown

"Father Brown" describes when a person uses an elaborate and complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder when they are the actual murderer.

Robert Wagner 'Father Brown'd his whole side of the Natalie Wood case.

by cosmic_banana December 18, 2020

Father Paranoia

Synonymous with "Disciple of Vapour", taken to the next level of being almost 30 years old. Being a 'Father Paranoia' is basically shedding your quarter life crisis for your mid-life crisis.

Friend 1:"I use to be 'Disciple of Vapour'...but that name sucks, I'm gonna be 'Father Paranoia' now."
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"

by The Real Dillon November 1, 2022

Father Mike

A phrase/name used to refer to someone you admire, and is like a father to you/your group. Mostly seen among teenagers, yet can be used among groups of older people.

Father Mike will sort that out!

by HeyIt'sCameron April 23, 2022

Luke's Father

Something Luke will never see.

Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.

by Peptooverdose May 9, 2022

Father Chungus

A large humanoid, who loves to enjoy himself with a large American sized meal (5x a day)
He also is HUGE!

Look at this Father Chungus

by . -. January 12, 2022