pulled a one direction

when someone leaves and says they will come back but they never do

Anna said she was going to come back and help us with our project, but I don't know where she is. She really pulled a one direction on us.

by imtheworst December 8, 2018

Walking Directional indicator

When you are walking with someone and you use arms to show them the way to go.

I was walking with Kelly and I used my walking directional indicator to let her know which way to go

by Manuel59manuel July 23, 2017

one direction

the best boyband ever. y'all hating. but know that they are better then al of you. ur shading them for no reason. ur jealous asf. they aren't gay. yea harry and louis LARRY just fkng leave them and keep ur damn opinion for ur fkng self.
why hating someone of u don't know nothing about them. im sure y'all listening to 1D and dance to them like ur a fan.

if you hate say it to their face and not via this dictionary thing.

if they can't sing. why do they have fans , awards , movie... everyone knows 1D cauz they are so popular .
1D is the biggest boyband *tea * * facts *

yea maybe directioners are crazy and spycho but we don't care aslong our kings are happy we are and we do everything to keep them happy / safe etc.

one direction is the best fuck those haters
yea fuck them. 1D is da biggest boyband.
nobody can drag us down. they are on a break. they come back bigger then they already are. they are going to slay every damn hater. fuck you haters

by SLAYITQUEEN December 29, 2018

One Direction

One Direction is a English-Irish boyband, consisiting of Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and previously Zayn Malik.
One Direction went on a hiatus early 2016/late 2015 and have all started solo careers since.
They said it'd be a 18 month long hiatus, IT'S BEEN 25 DAMN MONTHS.

Person: I love Logan Paul's music.
Intellectuals: Lemme show you some real music, made by 1D, some lovely lads that didn't film a suicide victim.
One Direction consisted of 5 lovely members.

by Peoplecallmeageek July 30, 2018

Direct Deposit

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.

"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."

by zerk August 25, 2018

immaculate direction

When you have no idea what your doing or where your going but it just feels right!

I had no idea what the deal was with theese people but it feels like immaculate direction so I’m gonna just go with it!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 26, 2019

Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019