A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.
My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.
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A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. crystal myth, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except crystal myth has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, crystal myth comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.
A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. crystal myth, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except crystal myth has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, crystal myth comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.
This stuff smokes like a champ but I don't feel anything, I think its crystal myth. I want my money back for this cheetah.
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They're annoying and when they show you their crystals they'll probably be like I wear this one to ward off evil energy blah blah blah
They're annoying and when they show you their crystals they'll probably be like I wear this one to ward off evil energy blah blah blah
Girl 1: hey how's your relationship going with girl 3?
Girl 2: omg, don't mention her name! I broke up with her!!!
Girl 1: why?
Girl 2: she's a crystal lesbian!!!!
Girl 1: damnn bestay, SUCH a con~
Girl 2: omg, don't mention her name! I broke up with her!!!
Girl 1: why?
Girl 2: she's a crystal lesbian!!!!
Girl 1: damnn bestay, SUCH a con~
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