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Bat crunchies

An all natural 100% organic sun dried treat that most health food junkies are craving these day. Ingredients vary depending on the bats diet. Best eaten a year or 2 after hitting the rack. Can be found in an old attic, cave or beneath any bat nesting area.
Hey Braden please pass that basket bat crunchies....
by Wingsnthings March 27, 2020
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Crunchy

When your heart almost explodes because someone or something is so god damn cute
Reina is making me so god damn crunchy I got light headed!!!
by Hgtvkml March 31, 2020
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[CRUNCHY]

A woman who makes weird cat noises will masturbating
Damn Erin, why you so CRUNCHY all the time its weird!
by Xedi(me) April 10, 2020
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Crunchy

That man looks crunchy
by Dope Boi Loxo March 2, 2020
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Crunchy Sock

Dirty sock that have been neglected and has been in the corner of your room since the beginning of freshman year.
We heard Dylan coming from the other side of school with his crunchy sock ie. Cum sock
by Dontworryaboutit3416 March 11, 2020
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Crunchy Parrots

Everyone likes eating parrots!
A parrots is a nugget.
Mlmlml crunchy parrots!
by Creeper_ita July 2, 2020
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Crunchy

Man, things got crunchy when that cop pulled us over. When my parents rolled up with my boyfriends car in the driveway, I knew things were going to get crunchy.
by Foollery July 19, 2020
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