Colton stanojevic

his google search bar says either "memes", "funny memes", or "dark jokes". They are also are a narcissist, make incest jokes about their friends having relations with their brother/sister, and lives in 2012

Person: do you see that Colton stanojevic

Person: Yeah, he's an asshole

by Arthur Morgan TB December 13, 2021

Colton

Very dirty minded. So much in fact, where he similar to Michael Scott from the office, in which he cannot resist saying "That's what she said"

You're the most dirty minded person I know
There's a reason my name is Colton

by Wild Card Wildy March 9, 2022

Colton

A guy who may seem weird but who has the most amazing personality. He is very magnetic and you feel drawn to him. Even though he doesn't feel anything for you, he's still extremely kind and caring. He has the most beautiful facial features that you can't resist staring at.

God I can't not like him, he's just such a Colton

by Just a hopeless romantic January 30, 2022

colton

coltons are blonde mullet wearing assholes who wear cowboy boots and wear their worn-out, tight ass, ragged up old navy jeans. they always be saying the n word too. coltons need their own damn species. and don’t get involved with these things, they be on some racist shit.

“did you see that ugly nigga with the lasso?”
“yeah, it’s colton.”

by kushi! February 4, 2022

Colton Sheasgreen

Definitely the sexiest man to ever live and an overall magnet to all the ladies. He also has an absolute dump truck of a booty.

"Wow is that Colton Sheasgreen, just look at his absolute dumpy"
-Craig Derrell

by big money man February 7, 2022

Colton

A caring and loving guy that will be friends with just about anyone a guy who loves sports animals and skiing he is usually has a guard around his heart but when that guard is let down he is the most sweet and caring person on earth. If you talk to him he will always listen (no matter how boring it is)

Colton is such a sweet person who always listens

by Cotodaboto March 30, 2022

Colton

A funny and kind person who could like cross country skiing who will put his guard up with his heart and be careful who he loves. If he is broken by a girl he will only give them a second chance and no more. He is a kind person who will feel sympathy for anyone even if he doesn’t know them. Overall Colton is a really cool guy to be around or to love

Colton is such a sympathetic person

by Cotodaboto March 30, 2022