the blueberry mojito

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.

Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!

by batmanhere December 16, 2011

blueberry old fashioned

When you are having anal intercourse with an abnormally hairy partner who has a dingle berry farm of great fruition, you proceed to glaze said dingle berries with your sweet baby sauce. You than consume said sweet gooodness.

Got some good blueberry old fashioned goodness last night.

by ENS berry October 17, 2018

Blueberry

Some frickin Sans who everyone thinks is swap sans but is actually overrated and apparently cute, but in reality, he just sucks...

OmG BlUebErRy iS so CuTe x3x3x3

by Potato_Boi June 26, 2018

Penobscot Blueberry

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.

Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.

by t pot January 31, 2019

Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.

Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.

by PeterBoner September 27, 2018

blueberry stank

The dankest weed in Austin Texas

Hey Alex, wanna smoke some Blueberry Stank?

by DaStankMaster October 5, 2018

magical blueberry

a word meant to describe an incompetent whiny bitch that is strangely endearing.

did you see todd fall of a flight of stairs?

i did! he is such a magical blueberry.

by berry potter February 24, 2023