the blueberry mojito

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.

Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!

by batmanhere December 16, 2011

magical blueberry

a word meant to describe an incompetent whiny bitch that is strangely endearing.

did you see todd fall of a flight of stairs?

i did! he is such a magical blueberry.

by berry potter February 24, 2023

blueberry cinnamon roll

another word for vagina

“can i get a lick of your blueberry cinnamon roll?”

by pooktasticnator March 30, 2023

Blueberry

Noun
A person who comes to orgasm too quickly. Usually due to inexperience or over excitement.

"Remember that guy from the party?
He barely got the tip in. What a blueberry!"

"So I hooked up with this girl on tinder. Talk about a blueberry. I barely licked it. Great time!"

by KingPan420 December 28, 2023

Blueberry

Froot

Did you eat the blueberry?
Yes
You fat bastard

by Cigarette muncher January 9, 2024

Blueberry muffin

Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein

'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'

by Lotusss October 31, 2023

Blueberries

A joke made on Powerpoint tutorials when a Youtuber named fastppt_net uploads a tutorial short, involving blueberries. The comment section made jokes on every single Powerpoint tutorial video saying that they forgot to add blueberrries onto their presentation.

"Johnny, why did you put blueberries on a presentation of WW2?"

by George Hiffy November 18, 2023