Angus

Angus is a shy guy that likes to act like he is a leader but really he is sad and lonely. Angus talks a lot of shit but can't back it up. Angus is easy to talk to and at times can be empathetic but is too shy to express his feelings as he doesn't want to damage they way people think of him. Angus's are usually weebs. They are either really tall or really small.

Angus: 'wanna kiss?'
His friend: "that's gay tf!"
Angus: 'i know I was joking bro'

by DetectiveTappDatAss July 5, 2021

Angus Long cock

A legendary man from cherbourg with a huge anaconda down his pants

Jeez is that a baby arm holding and apple are you just a Angus Long cock?

by Peter.file69 January 13, 2026