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October 26

The day girls with the fattest asses and the prettiest faces are born.
Homeboy #1: “Damn did you see that ass?”
Homeboy #2: “Yeah, that’s Zoe, she was born on October 26th. There’s no surprise there, she’s naturally a baddie.”
by Soursponge47 November 18, 2019
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November 26

National Tap Ass Day! Today is the day you get to tap your friend's ass!
Person 1: Hey what day is it?
Person 2: It's November 26th, National Tap Ass day, I'm gonna tap her ass today!
by LaughingDonkeyDefinitions November 25, 2019
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Hocy#26

It's basically someone who has none braincells, basically braindead. He is a spreader of brain cancer and his performance is so fucking hideous that dank memes can't even explain how devastating it is. Appearance of a Hocy#26 is... it's hair is very similar and it may not even be destinguishable from overgrown goose dick hair. It suffers from ass obesity and hardcore autism. Looks like a transgender.
Person A: Hey! I'm new, can you introduce me to that guy?
Person B: I don't think that's possible, he's a Hocy#26.
Person A: Mhkay...
by litless November 28, 2017
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April 26

April 26 is a declared as Donovan Day and on this day a bunch of people of people will masterbate to Lego Porn for a full 24 hours
I’ll never look at legos the same way again after April 26
by SchizophreniaGaming January 19, 2023
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Dec.26

A day to be extremely kinky 😉 so get down and dirty with your significant other.
"hey it's Dec.26 you know what that means *proceeds to lay on bed*
by Me ❤️❤️ December 20, 2022
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December 26

Someone: Did you know it’s December 26
Someone 2: Huh?
Someone: It’s kinda like Black Friday but Canadian

Someone 2: Oh ok!
by WilSpencers December 25, 2022
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April 26

April 26 is 100% national hug ur bf day
by Peanut man 1836 April 25, 2023
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