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Dogwood Park

A homeless shelter located in Cookeville, TN. Disguised as an everyday run-of-the-mill public park, this large plot of land actually has a crackhead to civilian ratio of about 1:1. Catch it on a good day, and you might be able to take your kids to play in the playground without fear of a deranged stray sprinting on all fours around the area. Catch it on a bad day and, well, it's a whole different kind of playground. Innocently enough however, Dogwood Park offers a wide variety of recreational activities such as walking, and...yeah! If you're feeling daring, you can venture into the infamed "Storm Drain" where you can see some of the city's most talented artists' handiwork. There are enough penises and racial slurs spray painted in the tunnels, that even Leonardo da Vinci himself would be wracked with envy. Suffice to say, there is truly something for everyone from all walks of life in Dogwood Park, you just have to know where to look.
I entered Dogwood Park a fragile little boy, and came out a real man.
by VroomVroomSkrrrt July 11, 2023
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Park Virus

A virus, in which, spreads from one child to another at a community park with no intention of its existence. The virus is only spread through children who show no symptoms.

This virus is defined as a host seeker and only seeks adult hosts before it spreads further. This virus does not affect children, rather just rests on their skin until in contact with an adult.
I think Tyler and Tiffanie have the Park Virus!
by steammustachio July 20, 2023
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South Park

A adult comedy series created in 1997, involving 4 main characters, Cartman, Stan, Kenny, and Kyle, who like to go on adventures and make mischievous decisions through out the series.
Have you seen South Park yet?
by Izzy751 July 24, 2023
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Shark park discord server

a server ran by Text101. Full of shit post and memes. People dont get any bitches in there.
Person: Are you on Shark park discord server?
Woman: *disappears*
by n0body. July 28, 2023
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Oak Park

Literally the biggest piece of liberal dogshit that ever was propped up and given a nametag. Some of Illinois' most prestigious and intolerable call this place home, and may God have mercy upon them, for they know not what they do.
Diary entry ~ August 3rd, 2023
The liberal frenzy has gotten out of control. I am fighting for control of my mind against the horde of Oak Park Karens.
by morgan_lebelle August 3, 2023
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Orford Park

wow shauns getting groovy at Orford Park
by orford downie August 7, 2023
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Island Park

A small town as far south as you can go on Long Island you can go. The town is stuck in the past and adverse to much change of any kind. Almost universally Republican and everyone either knows each other or is related.
Want to go to Island Park?

Nah im a big liberal, can't do it.
by My negros August 12, 2023
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