Skelly’s Law

A graph of the attractiveness a cis-women is linear, whereas the graph of the attractiveness of a femboy is exponential, meaning they must intersect at some point.

According to Skelly’s law says that a 10/10 femboy is more attractive than a 10/10 cis-woman but a 1/10 cis-woman is more attractive than a 1/10 femboy.

by JKKII January 9, 2026

Pin's law

A law stating "A community is always known for it's worst examples", coined by Reddit user u/Impressive_Pin8761.

"People thinking of Vegans as aggressive and overbearing is an example of Pin's law."

by Lé Flonkér January 13, 2026

Moou's Law

Moou’s Law: As time continues in any given

discussion with Moou, the probability of

conversation steering towards Gondola approaches 1.

If you're talking to Moou, make sure to look out for any signs of Moou's law.

by Gumdola November 23, 2021

Bradley's Law

Only a Bradley can deal with someone doing something that is inevitably stupid.

Mr. McMahan angrily stated how annoying it is when he has to put up with the stupid shit people do. Fuck, I hate Bradley's Law

by GeekyCyberNerd January 17, 2025

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Barnum’s Law

A terrible thing happens when you don’t promote: nothing.

Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register

Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999

Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Gramanic Law

A codified set of immutable linguistic principles, transcending time and culture, that govern the structure and sanctity of grammar across all written works. Rooted in divine reverence for the written word, Gramanic Law is believed to have been established to preserve clarity, order, and meaning, regardless of the era in which a text was crafted. These laws are viewed as sacred tenets, unyielding to the evolution of language, embodying a universal truth about communication itself.

Scholars of ancient linguistics often debated whether the discrepancies in the manuscript were violations of Gramanic Law or merely the result of scribal error.

by CarverMaybe January 26, 2025