Alex

massive dong and gets all the girlz

person 1: its Alex

person 2: watch out for his massive cock

by alejandro_aka_alex August 27, 2021

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Alex

I'm cool

Alex is really cool

by Asdfghjkl. Com August 28, 2021

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alex vermeulen

You don’t know alex vermeulen?
They’re the king of rap! I also love their monster high doll.
Their bussy stinks a bit tho.
Fank yew, next

Alex vermeulen is so thic, I hear it clap from here!

by Patriciastaroutsold August 28, 2021

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a person that you’ll appreciate and love, maybe even match energys with them once you meet them. You’ll fall inlove with them sooner or later. Alex is a kind person. You’ll love them. They’ll try to make time for you and change their schedule incase you want to call. Online relationship or living next to eachother- they will appreciate you, care for you, make time for you, and love you for yourself. And they’re horny 24/7.

“yo, look at this person I met online?”

“who are they?”
“they’re Alex!”
“they seem pretty cool”
“because they are amazing!!”

by Coreyyourbeloved September 4, 2021

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Alex Korff

a real florida jhit:)

Alex Korff…? that FREAK? I LOVE HIM!!!!

by korffatron November 5, 2024

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Alex

Alex is the most amazing man you will ever know. Your relationship won’t always be easy since he’s not always the smartest, but what he sometimes lacks in brains gets made up with his heart. He’s the type of guy to stay up with you for hours on facetime after a long day just to talk to you, he’s the type of guy to build lego flowers with you every month of your relationship, he’s the type of guy you have to worry about wanting to try WWE moves on you, the type of guy to chase you around the grocery store, the type of guy to carry you across wet grass in order to protect your shoes, and the type of guy who stole my heart. Alex will forever be my first and hopefully last love. If you love an Alex hold on to him. I can’t promise that he’ll be as good as mine, but if names have anything to do with personality you’ve lucked out.

Girl- Who's the hottie with the good butt?

Me- My future husband, Alex.

11/12/24, 2:20 AM

by Blondie_17 November 11, 2024

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