Chocolate Soufflé

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they can’t hold their shart in any longer... so the flood gates are opened

I just wanted to eat my girls ass, but I ended up with a chocolate soufflé.

by LeDudeguy May 26, 2019

chocolate pop

When you pull out a poopy penis and insert in partners mouth.

Jay gave is partner a chocolate pop last night.

by Sky w May 27, 2019

halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.

Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right

by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019

Chocolate Fountain

When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.

Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Chocolate Popsicle

After a woman finishes taking a shit, a man does anal to her getting his dick covered in shit.

Friend 1: Hey did you go to Sarah's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah man, she gave me a chocolate popsicle while I was over there.

by K_MoonMan_K August 9, 2019

Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.

“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”

by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019

Chocolate cake

The act of getting gangbanged by 3 or more black homeless men against your will in the back ally of 7/11

Please help me I was in a chocolate cake

by VaginaTEEHEE September 6, 2019