To two too much

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.

Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word

by Totwotoomuch January 4, 2023

Two o' Five

A rapid footjob using both soles of the feet and given by a Succubus Cafe maid lying on her back in front of you.

Hey, did you know Pancho enjoys Two o' FIve on the daily?

No way! I thought only Francisco Liked Two o' FIve!

Let me ask Valdovinos if he likes Two o' Five.

by Kodez Minjo January 4, 2023

two fingers up

You want to commit suicide

“He held two fingers up in his photo”
“is he ok?”

by justtheguylife January 11, 2023

two fingers up

Suicidal

“Is he ok, he has two fingers up in his photo

by justtheguylife January 11, 2023

Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.

Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"

by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017

A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle

The medical phenomenon of a woman gaining the ability of being able to bear and give birth to twins after being fisted. It is widely accepted in medical circles that woman who have not been fisted previously cannot fall pregnant with twins

"Did you hear Sophie had twins?" "well u know what they say a fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle".

by Learners scholar August 10, 2017

High two

A high 2 is when you and one of the b's share and bonding moment and bang the same willing- and quite frankly, generous-female, but you both hit it from the bottom holes and your nuts touch each other in a way such as a high five.

A real bonding moment and quite frankly gross and the same time. You will never share a moment to bond to each other equal to it

Me and my mate were both banging a total 10 and hit her up with a high two!

by High two August 18, 2017