upstairs taking a bath

Old gangster slang that means the subject was murdered, usually gruesomly; such as if they are laying in a pool of their own blood, being dissolved in acid, were drowned, actually being chopped up in a bathtub, etc.

Notably said by 'Johnny' in "Angels with Filthy Souls", the fake movie that appears in the real, hit movie "Home Alone".

Johnny: Too bad A.C. ain't in charge no more.
Snakes: What do ya mean?
Johnny: He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.

by NerfButWithoutHasbro January 28, 2026

Take Meds Card

A blunt, offensive directive implying that someone's opinions or online behavior are so irrational, aggressive, or erratic that they must be off their prescribed psychiatric medication. It reduces all disagreement or passion to a chemical imbalance, suggesting the solution isn't discourse but pharmaceuticals. It's a particularly nasty form of gaslighting that tells a person their very mode of engagement is a medical emergency.

Take Meds Card Example: During a late-night, intense political thread, User A makes a valid but passionately worded point. User B, wanting to dismiss them, replies: "Your timeline is unhinged. Seriously, go take your meds card and chill." This reframes healthy engagement as a manic episode requiring sedation.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Take Grass Card

A derisive, modern evolution of the "touch grass" insult, accusing someone of being so terminally online, ideologically captured, or immersed in niche digital subcultures that their perspective has become completely disconnected from the practical realities and social norms of the offline, physical world. It suggests their arguments are only valid within a specific online echo chamber and evaporate upon contact with mainstream, tangible life.

Take Grass Card Example: In a debate about real-world economics, someone cites a theory popular only in a fringe online forum. The reply: "Your entire worldview is filtered through that subreddit. Seriously, it's time to take the grass card—go outside, talk to a neighbor, get a job. Your argument doesn't survive the sunlight." It invalidates the point by attacking the perceived digital insularity of the speaker.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026