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Michael Elias

A man who hates dictionary definitions, even this one.
Damn, Michael Elias really hates this definition.
by ThatDudeBro07 May 8, 2024
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Michael Ramos

Mike the perfect MAN CONFIDENT, HAPPY , WISE , DOWN TO EARTH. HONDA ENTHUSIAST! & NICE LOOKING PUERTO RICAN WITH SUAVE CURLS.
by Zaddy Ramos May 9, 2024
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Michael Town

Oh my God ur a liberal like Michael town
by Michael town May 14, 2024
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Michael penis

1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.

2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"

Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"

The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."

Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."

Fin
by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024
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michael bartlett

The most colorful person, many emotions, made of so many and so much, among those of the age of life. Beautiful
Tell Michael Bartlett we want to see him do that stunt again tomorrow with new friends.
by Luciezdreamz May 25, 2024
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MICHAEL

You're taking a shower,

Michael; "I'm here to help!"
by iiBibeFoxii May 25, 2024
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Michaeling

1. The act of leaving your mic on while being afk in a game.
2. The act of leaking sensitive information over a voice call.
“How did you get Jeff’s social security number

“He was totally michaeling the other day and accidentally leaked it”
by Creative2345 May 27, 2024
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