jean rule

A guy shouldn't wear jeans to his girlfriend's house, instead he should wear sweatpants or shorts so that way it's easier for her to feel him or see when he gets hard.

Girl: when you come over, follow the jean rule!
Boy: what's a jean rule?

by userk1147893601cm July 20, 2023

Rule number one

This expression is mostly from social media (specifically Tiktok). Rule number one is "cars are better than people." Mostly used by car people/Motorsport fans.

"No way, he cheated on you? Hop in my car, and never forget rule number one"

"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."

by Sunaarin August 4, 2023

rule 23 of internet

only guys exist on internet

man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet

by the king of old world August 4, 2023

Changed Rule 34

Pure beauty.

"Hey teacher, try googling "Changed Rule 34"!"
"Okay"
"hehe, she's gonna get trolled XD"
"what is wrong with you my student? why do i see some animals mating?"

by FurryFucker445 August 9, 2023

MelRonDrew Rule

Forecasting after 12 Noon on a Friday requires hazard pay, additional PTO time, and one BT Travel Workbook skip for the following year.

Damn, I really wanted to NOT have a headache all weekend, but they made me forecast on Friday afternoon. I invoked the MelRonDrew Rule, so I guess it will pay off in the long run though.

by ZmanRules August 18, 2023

Hoodie Rule

You get one letter spelling difference when you weren’t circumcised. It’s called the hoodie rule.

"You misspelled Gees!"
"It's OK. I am not circumcised, I get the hoodie rule!"

by LiveTwizzle July 20, 2022

Roberts’ Rule

No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.

Oh sorry, I don’t kiss while hooking up. Roberts’ Rule.

by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022