Poo pancake

When you poop in someone’s pillow case so when they lay down it fattens like a pancake.

He was really being a dick today so I gave him a poo pancake.

by Wheresmydad23 July 18, 2024

Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard

Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.

by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024

tac-poo

One or more tactical bowel movements prior to taking part in a dragon boat race, in order to reduce the overall weight of a boat during a race.

Sorry, I was a bit late lads. Having a tac-poo. I can tell you, the boat is much lighter now after releasing that behemoth!

by R Botak July 27, 2024

tac-poo

One or more tactical bowel movements prior to taking part in a dragon boat race, in order to reduce the overall weight of the boat.

Sorry I'm a bit late lads. I was having a tac-poo. Jeez, after I released that behemoth, I can tell you the boat is much lighter now!

by R Botak July 27, 2024

poo in the ass

Poo in the ass means being bad at a thing in negative, or just being a negative person

"Yo bro, are you poo in the ass?" "Hey man, that was real poo in the ass what you just did there"

by yxtyson August 4, 2024

nanny nanny poo poo

a teasing little thing, kind of like BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: stop thattt
bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: i am going to gauge your eyeballs out if you say that one more time

by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024

poo

there are many different definitions of it, such as

slip slide: poo that goes out of your ass very easily, sometimes no wiping needed
itchy stichy: poo that goes out of your ass and it is very itchy, sometimes burning itchy (always dosent need wipe)
waterhose: brown water that requires years to finish wiping
pellets: little small pellet things that also requires years to finish wiping, sometimes itchy
volcanus (no pun intended): poo that shoots out of your ass and burns, when you finish wiping your stomach hurts
corn ass: poo that has corn in it from last nights bbq
hurter: poo that hurts to come out
double trouble: pee and poo at the same time

bob: damn i just got a volcanus (volcano poo)
lily: i got a corn ass (corn in poo)
johnny: damn yall i feel bad for you i just got a slip slide (poo that comes out of ass very easily)
jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH (he got hurter, double trouble and volcanus, ykwim)

by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024