Milk Radius

The time it takes a fresh carton of milk to reach it's expiration date.

Guy 1: Hey can I have a glass of milk?
Guy 2: No Guy 1, my milk has reached its milk radius

by UHaveTheBigGay September 28, 2021

Milked Orange

A handsome young feller who happens to currently be having sex with your dad. He also dabbles in the fine arts of boxing and guitar playing. Although he still will have sex with your dad even if he is playing guitar

“Wow this Milked Orange guy is really cool and good at playing guitar, I’d so let him have sex with my dad”

by Poopy McFarklesnuff September 29, 2021

Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021

Milk

Somethin’... Definitely somethin….

MILK

by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 4, 2021

Choccy Milk

Happiness

Choccy Milk is happiness

by urmumisgay69 October 6, 2021

Piss Milk

When a person starves themselves for 3 days so there’s absolutely nothing in their stomach then proceeds to drinks half a gallon of milk, piss it out in a cup, and someone else drinks it

“I dare you to drink a piss milk bruh”

by Chickenhandler3000 October 6, 2021

Bowl Milk

The Holy Drink

I drank some Bowl Milk yesterday and I felt amazing!

by NotCtrain October 9, 2021