not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

by Chefkangabanga March 24, 2022

Fire Carranzanista

A participant in the 2019-20 Fire Carranza movement to oust New York City Schools Chancellor Richard Carranza. Protests were often outside New York City Hall, Tweed Courthouse (headquarters of the New York City Department of Education) and meetings attended by Chancellor Carranza. Protestors often shouted "Fire Carranza!" at these rallies.

A Fire Carranzanista got so riled up he got run down by Richard Carranza's car.

by Bill Florio March 24, 2022

Russian cease-fire

A euphemism for mass murder of civilians

This school shooting was said to be the worst one of all time, a real Russian cease-fire.

The city was Russian-ceasefired to the ground.

by bayraktar March 27, 2022

Fire Hydranting

Squirting on end for hours and hours and splashing all over the place.

Becky found a new man who made her get to fire hydranting.

by 307Badger March 28, 2022

Captain's on Fire

Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.

Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.

by Wandman September 4, 2021

Friendly Fire

During a three-some or orgy, a male member ejaculates, landing on another male member/in the shooters own mouth

Dude. I was in an orgy last night and I got friendly Fired. It went in my mouth!

by Mike hawk'shard September 7, 2021

fire dragon

a guy drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce and a pepper and a burrito with beans then poops in a girls mouth and tickles her till it comes out of her nose

“my boyfriend fire dragon me

so hard last night”

by Anonymous” September 8, 2021