Pout Poo

Sulking on the toilet for way too long at Perth international airport because you’re salty about not being allowed into the business lounge 5 hours before your flight.

Doctor had a 90‑minute sulk in the airport toilet, doing a full “pout poo,” because they refused to let him into the business‑class lounge five hours before his flight – the ultimate first‑world tantrum.

by Fester1 November 26, 2025

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Cum-Poo Panda

The act of defecating on the toilet, then proceeding to stand up face the toilet, aim your member towards your black steamy melted shit and tug your member in a back in forth motion till your getting ready to ejaculate on said faeces. Then proceeding to eat it!

No way... Brad went AFK and performed a cum-poo panda to Lemon!

by KrispyCum November 28, 2025

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The Bro Poo

When the bro is seating on your lap well staring you into your eyes well docking and pooing together in the same toilet

I was at a party and asked bro you wanna go do a the bro poo.

It’s all in the neck it’s called niggagility

(Bro that’s the best bro poo I’ve ever had.)

by The BRO POO December 3, 2025

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Peeker Poo

A turd you pinch off that quickly slides into a toilet's trapway (the hole at the bottom) and almost disappears, but a little bit is still peeking out. It kinda looks like an eel in its hole waiting for a fish.

I pinched a nice one off and thought it was gone down the trap :( but I could still see a little bit of it; it was a peeker poo. Made me smile. :)

by Velvet Tongue December 17, 2025

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