goofy bear

someone or something who is forgetful; is extremely dumb and potentially has a mullet

You're such a silly goofy bear !!!!

by renmare February 6, 2024

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Bear zapper

Someone who cock blocks a bear

Barak was a bear zapper to Joe and Donald cause he wanted to get in his pants first.

by Bear zapper February 9, 2024

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Masha is a fucking menace against society, not only is she stronger than a near and tiger combined, she also has superhuman powers such as speed, trickery/foolery/deception and many more not enough to fit in here

Bear: *roars louder than the speed of light*

Masha:*Laughs at his opponents weakness*

The narrator in masha and the bear singing the most beautiful melody to have ever touched earth:

by bronklebing225 February 10, 2024

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wearing the bear

Suffering the consequences for cheating on your girlfriend. Inspired by MIDSOMMER.

I stepped out on my girl, and she found out. I'd better stay out of her way or I'll be wearing the bear.

by ImpracticalJokersFacebook December 6, 2022

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gripply bear

Yet another play on words to describe a woman's tightness of the vagina, such as " The Grippler ", " Grip Reaper " and " Jack the Gripper ", typically when whatever she's talking about would be considered " cringy ", or when she is acting silly or talking about a certain niche topic in a quirky manner. This is often paired with comments on how "pink" the area is, where the more pink the better. Even though it is a pretty rude and vulgar comment, it is always meant in a kind hearted way, as an attempt at a compliment. (ex.: the Chicago Grip Reaper)

*video of a lady being goofy and silly*

Comment 1: the grip must be insane

Comment 2: i just know its salmon pink

Comment 3: Gripply Bear

Comment 4: it grips the skin off of the meat

Comment 5: The Grippening

Comment 6: the color of it is #FB79B3

by Achilleas Sym December 6, 2022

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