March 9

Have e-sx with your partner day

"Hey, wanna have e-sx?"
"no"
"It's March 9 tho"
"Oh shit"

by unkown200019 March 8, 2023

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A 6d thing that prohibits anything from existing.

There are no uses for the word in a sentence, but it's used in common words to describe it, for example:
Wow, I wonder why the thing that stops things from existing {bvd yuwsuhnjdfcgvhbnuwsedfghd5fnm8g,9} is very powerful...

by jaebaen March 14, 2023

9/11

we dont talk about that here.

A: what happened at 9/11 ?
B: plane.

by xFlorian27x March 22, 2023

9/11

A sexual act between a pair of twins and a man in which the twins overdose on Cocaine located on the man's penis during fellatio.

" I really thought they could handle it but I ended up pulling a 9/11 on those twins."

by Pirosnitsel March 27, 2023

King 9

King 9 aka 4OUR L0CO, found in Dal and surrounding areas, most known for getting baked and losing a finger at a very young age. Professional playa. Big cock.

Person 1: Look it’s King 9!
King 9: Ay wsg
Person 2: Let’s ball up
King 9: Say less

by Mr.Shoomboom March 29, 2023

9/11

9/11 is fake as fuck

People that believe in 9/11 are pussies

by Snigga911 June 1, 2024

The Naughty 9/11

A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.

Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.

by The Great Waffle Stomp June 8, 2024