I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass

Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could

by Usd_idka January 14, 2021

Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.

“i want to cry right now”
Don’t cry, eat toast.

by facts56 January 18, 2021

Eat my dump

And now for the trick you

Eat my dump, foo !

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021

eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred

UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.

by secisfun January 26, 2021

Eatting sandwiches and chips

Blowjobs

I’m eatting sandwiches and chips

by 3I3ah February 8, 2021

Glue Eating Jaw

Is a term to describe people who have a tiny little baby mouth with a mammoth of a chin like that shit head Jay Leno, This tiny little mouth is perfect for inserting the head of a glue bottle and the inside of their mouth is big enough to hold many bottles of glue.

Look at that cuck Richard he's got a real glue eating jaw

by Little shit head named Dale February 8, 2021